Friday, September 17, 2010

Friday's Letters to Life

Dear Weather,
I love you right now. The cool nights and dew kissed mornings are about all that keep me going. That fantastic lightning show on Sunday? Totally awesome. However....whatever pollen or mold you bring with you is horrid. Please make it go away. I'm sick of the uncontrollable cough at the most inappropriate times, runny nose that makes me resemble a crack head and voice that sounds like Janis Joplin. Okay, maybe I could keep the voice.

Adoringly, snot-filled yours,

Dear Disney channel On Demand,
Please. Pretty please. For the love of my sanity, please allow more than the same four episodes of Little Einstein's and Imagination Movers on the On Demand channel. The prince knows them by heart. It was adorable for a moment. I'm now speaking in rhymes, dreaming in symphonies and oh's killing me!

On Playback,
Kristi, the ever attentive mother

Dear Fall line-up on television, including football,
Curses! When do you expect me to get anything done with all these new shows?? Not to mention my old time favorites are always playing in the fall. Did you not get that memo about NaNoWriMo? Let me explain it again: 50,000 words in 30 days=no television, eating or sleeping. And your cable companies charge too much for DVR.

Hopelessly Addicted and now Anxiety Ridden,

Dear Children,
Keep it up and you know what's going to happen......

The evil mother


  1. Chuckle. NaNoWriMo? Good luck!

  2. OK, stupid question -- What is NaNoWriMo???

    I'm with you on the allergy stuff... Itchy, scratchy throat, itchy scratchy eyes, and miserable nostrils -- one plug while one runneth with snot.

  3. Hahaha!! I love these! Glad you brought them back.

    They remind me of Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes on Friday nights. There's another thing for you to put on your list of what to watch. :)

  4. Great letters! I've done for the past 2 years, but I don't think it's going to happen this year. Life is just a little chaotic :)


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