**You should watch this-do not need sound if you are at work, the visuals are enough!**
After careful consideration, the husband has been upgraded to CJ. However, he is still my court jester, and this is why.
CJ: I wonder if you can really do that.
ME: (hysterical laughter)
CJ: Yeah, I mean...what else would you do if the class pet dies in class?
ME: Uhm, lie...tell them it's sleeping and remove it from the room before it started to smell. (hysterical laughter ensues.)
CJ: What?! That's just mean. I'd rather be the hero than the dumbass that let the pet die for no reason. If there were two balloons, I would try it.
ME: Hysterical laughter to the point of pain.
Lots of hysterical laughter. This is why he can't be crowned King and why I could never let him go!