Please stop multiplying. I don't recall having all of these clothes to begin with. Also, if you could just hang yourself up, my life would be so much easier.
Dear School Staff,
Why is it necessary to have breakfast so early? My children are going to starve if this keeps up!
Dear Fellow Drivers on the roads of TN,
GET OFF MY A$$! err... Bumper
I miss you, truly I do. Could you just skip that garden scene? I know it's important, but we could find something else, right? I'm not really great at all this research while so much else is going on. If you could just magically write it yourself, that would be even better!