Dear Fluffy Agent,
I am submitting to you a Steampunk novel for your representation. The main character, Sunshine(I mean how perfect is this name?!) works as a carpenter for a gargantuan(too perfect) boss. He slides her and she must start a new life as a terrifyingly dancing stripper.
My novel, The Bumpy Stripper (omg, the visual is too much), is complete at fifteen pages. It is also far better than Zombie Love, which you also represent.
I am willing to work with an eight figure advance. My grandfather has already told all of his friends so marketing is not a problem.