Thurs. WC: 1,528
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." ~Unknown
The following is an excerpt from a conversation with my husband and kids.
"Mom, I lost my tooth!" Princess Kayla exclaimed as she ate a nutty bar.
"Really? Where?"
"Oh yeah? You're ruthless toothless!" Offers the court jester from his chair.
"I think I swallowed it," Princess Kayla informs me.
"Oh no!"
"Uh-oh, you know what that means?" Asks the Court Jester
Not knowing what to expect, Princess Kayla opens her eyes wide and barely breathes, "What?"
"You gotta poop it out and then give it to the tooth fairy!"
"AAARRRGGGG, You know we are raising princesses, right?" I admonish
"Even a princess has to poop."
This is why my husband is the court jester. The children are laughing hysterically and I'm hanging my head.
Hope everyone has a great, fantastic Friday and a fun weekend. I don't think I'll be posting this weekend as we have company coming in and I'm going to slow my blog posting once Nano hits. YAY!
"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either." ~Gore Vidal
This sounds like something my husband would say. Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your company and weekend. NaNo here we come!
ReplyDeleteMy three year old tells me proudly in the middle of Church, "Mommie I passed gas, excuse me please."
Oh the horror!
Funny! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteAh! The joys of family life. Funny and a little too real. Much like the goings-on at my house, too. Have a great weekend with your company. ~ Yaya
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